[IP] so true! so true! :-)
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From: Jim Warren <jwarren@xxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 16 Feb 2005 09:00:48 -0800
To: <nobody@xxxxxxxx>
Subject: so true! so true! :-)
> > >An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
>> > buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
>> >
>> >The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall
>> >mug of coffee.
>> >
>> >The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
>> >buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of animal to splatter everywhere,
>> >then just walks out.
>> >
>> >The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
>> >pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter
>> >and says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."
>> >
>> >The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
>> >yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
>> >
>> >The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Me training for upper management
>> >position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to
> > >clean up, disappear for rest of day."
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